Paint Lady/ OZ

One time when I was like nine for my grandparents 50th Aniversity we decided to paint the rock. Painting the rock is a time honored tradition upheld by frat houses and the gereal community of annarborites, so as you can tell I was very excited. So we went and got all of my Aunts and Uncles together to paint (I have 18 aunt and uncles and 18 cousins 36 total) so there were lots of jobs an nine year old could do. So I decided to paint the sidewalk. It was very fun really. I started of with my name and then some flowers, but of course some of my cousins noticed and joined in. Soon my master piece had been turned into nothing more than a sidewalk painted an icky brown. I was feeling pretty down until a very stupid woman walked by right through our beautiful painting and got it all over her shoes. She yelled at us like it was our fault that she stupidly walked on the sidewalk art. I did not know it at the time but I true bitch was standing before me. I don't remember what happened to that lady, maybe she got hit by a bus, or maybe not. I guess we will never know.


YAY DRAMATICNESS!!!!!!!!

I just got back from the PiHi Wizard of OZ with Katherine and it was really good! McHottie (also know as Jack Falahee the older brother of a boy who I went to school with since kindergarten) aka the tin man was really good and so was the wicked witch. Dorthey bothered me.

Font and Colors

Okay right Now I Feel stupid because Just found out how to change the color and font for the bloggie. So today I went to a movie with Jimmy, Abby, Katherine, and Meghna. We saw the invisible and it was a terrible movie but it was so much fun! My post is starting to hurt my eyes so im going to continue later.

Go-Gurt

One time when I was in the third grade I was eating my lunch peacfully when suddenly next to me there was an EXPLOSION! Emily Swastek's gogurt had exploded all over her. I admit it was very funny and I did enjoy Dominic Leoni calling her go-gurt face. Until the next day at lunch. I had a blue go-gurt for lunch *gasp* and I was stupidly twisting the go-gurt tube, when... it exploded, all over me infact. Then I was known as go-gurt hair by Dominic Leoni, and unfortunantly I could no longer laugh at Emily Swastek and her go-gurt face for I had joined the elite group of go-gurt people. That was a sad sad day and looking back I now realize it was the sole contributor to my fear of go-gurt. If you haven't already figured this out the moral of this woeful tale is not "Don't make fun of people" but "Stay away from go-gurt unless you want to join the elite group of go-gurt people (a plus is always of course the member t-shirts and the support group that meets every Monday)".

THE END

couscous/confirmation/fun/hottness

So yesterday was my confirmation and viggy and maya went! yay them! and it was very long and my party was boring and super long. but oh well. then i went to go to bed after sapranos and desperate housewives and my room was 90 degrees so i had to open all the windows and was like toasting like a piece of bread in a toaster.

Today was the couscous dindin and i talked to jeffrey and meghna and it was fun. and jeffrey gave me some of his pita cause i gave him a cookie. it was yummy! Oh but earlier today I had play practice and it was really annoying cause jordyn didn't come so i filled in for him and learned his dance only i was wearing a skirt so i had to wear mrs.wards pants. then at the end of practice i was going back to the theatre to give her her pants back and mrs.ward and mr.early were talking about me and they were like i think everyone should b more like jenny because she is always early and knows whats going on and super fantasic, and hott, and has the best voice. Okay I made the last part up but they really did say they wanted everyone to be like me! It made me feel all warm and fuzzy inside! But its a message to anyone else who is in the musical who is reading this.

ok i am done!

My Deformed Dog

I am not very good at posting on my bloggie. But here is goes anyways:

My dog Duke is deformed. They said it's cause his food is too healthy so his bones r growing to fast and at odd angles. So we r now feeding him crappy dog food and that is somehow going to make him better. So yea.

I HATE FRISBEE

So today in gym we were playing altamet frisbee and i am frisbee challeged so whenever i went to catch it i would end up smaking it out of the air. But the last time I was trying to catch it I was like "I am definantly going to catch this frisbee" but as it sailed toward me matt called out "don't worry Jenny I'm on my way!" And it distracted me so the frisbee hit me in the face! and then abby was like "Your eye is bleeding!!!" so i was like screaming and then she was like "Just kidding" so then i like flipped her off. It was all good.

Bald frog with a wig thats actually a tupac

This was my random question but my answer was to long so I'm putting it here insted. The question was: Tell a story about the bald frog with the wig.

Okay. Once there was a bald frog with a wig. Actually it was a tupac but who knows the difference? So anyways this bald from decided he didn't want to be bald anymore so he hopped down the street to his friend the very hairy snails house and aksed "very ahiry sail may I have some of your hair?" of course the veru hairy snail said "no because if I gave you some of my hair I wouldn't be very hairy anymore!" so the bald frog hopped down the road to his bestest friend the shiney turtles house to cry is eyes out. "oh shiney turtle I know you can understand my troubles! I mean you don't have hair eaither." but then he looked up and the shiney turtle had hair! "where did you get that lusterous head of hair?" the bald frog asked his bestest friend. "The wig store, but it's a tupac fyi." the shiney turtle replied. So the bald frog hopped down to the wig store and bought himself a tupac and that how he became the bald from with a wig that is actually a tupac!

Spring Break

So on Friday night Viggy and I had an amazing fight on Patricks blog. You should go see because it got pretty brutal. Anyways then yesterday we went shopping at 12 oaks and today is my last CCD class and the last day of Spring Break. Yea so thats always exciting and I can't wait to see everyone but I really don't want to have homework again but oh well. Gosh I feel like I need to say somthing meaningful but I'm boring and not very good at these things so till tomorrow.

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This is my Spring Break is Almost over song:

Spring Breeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaak is Almost over,
We are saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad like a polar bear,
but are happy to seeeeeeee each otheeeeer again.

To the tune of Yankee Doodle!

I know I should be a composer.

DIS-PEAR-IA

so today i got a mani and a pedi which was fantastic and then i went to see diturbia with viggy, maya, denise, rachael, and alex! It was a really creepy odd movie but it was really fun cause i sat next to alex and he was scared. he will never admit it but he almost cried and was like biteing his hand in fear. it was hilarious. then after the movie we were in the lobby and he was buying dippin dots and he couldn't get any of his dollar bills in and wouldn't go get the change from the lady so i had to get them for him. so special ed that boy. oh well. now im at viggys and tomorrow we r going to go shopping!

Jet Lag Sucks Ass

I just felt the need to tell everyone that jetlag is a bitch. i stayed up for 24 hours and i couldn't even sleep in cause in Italy it's 1 in the afternoon so bollucks. going to italy i had to stay up for like 32 hourse though cause i cant sleep on planes. so it was way worse. i just thought i would share my woes.

Italy

I havent posted in forever cause my computer is broken but im posting now.

So I am back from Italy and it was super fun! We saw lots of churches, the vadican, the coloseum, juliets balcony, but besides that we didn't do anything but shop and eat! It was really funny cause we were wearing red nail polish and the one day i wore my short jean skirt and my mom wore shorts and people were looking at us funny and we couldn't figure out why. and then we found out that in Italy women don't wear nail polish besides in the summer and don't wear shorts/ short skirts before easter and if they do they are considered whores! Also we were on the train and we were playing Scopa which is an italien card game (for gambling) and i asked to woman sitting next to us if she wanted to play and in italien she said "no i don't play with mafia cards" so she thought we were in the mafia! it was very strange but hilarious!