Wedding Bells

I am updating because Maya told me to and I have something to say.

My dad is engaged to Jen. For those of you who don't know her she is really cool and has lived with us for a year and has an eight year old daughter named Allie. It's really weird though cause I didn't think they would ever get married, like ever.

I think thats it. They aren't getting married for like two years though and they want to get married in like a canyon or something.

Field Hockey Camp

Field Hockey. This week I am doing the U of M field hockey camp and let me tell you, its no walk in the park. Plus its on turf so its 10 degrees hotter on the field. Today was like 96 so on the field it was 106. Damn thats hott. So anyways today during the camp I almost fainted. We were doing the drills and the coach was giving instructions when the field started to spin and i thought i was gonna hurl. So they made me sit out for like 20min drinking gatorade with a gint bag of ice on my neck. It was quite the experiance. Later tonight I have two games. So that will be fun considering today was the first time I have picked up a stick since the season ended. But we will see.

Back

Yesterday I got back from MICHIGANIA which is actually really sad :( Now im like really sad and don't know what to do with myself. so yea. Wow a minute ago I felt like blogging but now I really don't want to.

Sadness

OMG last day of Middle School :( I was like soooo close to crying all day, but I hekd it in. Tomorrow Im getting up and going to summerset for my graduation dress cause apparantly my dad found a really good store that he wants to take me too, so yea. Then graduation and neutral zone party!! Only I so mad at Matt cause he isn't going to Neutral Zone. grrrrrrrrrrrrr.

So in my year book Matt wrote "your always just so kind" and I thought that was just about the funniest thing ever.

Entourage

So this weekend has been semi boring. On friday I went to see a movie with Katherine, Jimmy, and Abby. It's a very long and confuzing process to how it got to being the four of us but it involves wisdom teeth. Very odd. Saturday I had a really bad migrane like in my eye so I layed in bed all day watching entourage plus we had people over for like a party but I didn't go I was just fixed on entourage. I watched the first three seasons yesterday. Today I feel better and I think I'm going shopping with Jen but not sure yet. We're going to some party tonight in Monroe but I don't think im going to that eaither, so yea pretty uneventful.

For all of you who are smart enough to watch entourage cause it's a flippin hilarious show I have to say I hate Drama cause hes a fucking idiot and everytime he talks I feel naucious. He's so creepy. But I think Turtle is so funny.

Dance

So im totally freaking out right now cause apparantly the science project is due friday and we are no where near done. Also a week from Monday exams start and week from tomorrow is my last day of school *tear tear*. Im going to miss alot of people.

I have to say Kevin is a really good dancer. When we were dancing in dance we actually got it and were pretty good if i do say so myself. So yay us.

Yeah thats all.


Oh by the way in a month Abby and I will be in MICHIGANIA!!!!!! HEll yes.

Im back!

So yesterday was alot of fun, sort of. In the morning we got up and went to eat breakyfest at my Aunt Shelly's house. After breakfast though we had a Belanger vs. Ensley kick ball game. (FYI Belangers are my family and the Ensleys are my cousin Becky's new husbands family). Of course we kicked their butts cause we are a bunch of beasts at kick ball, I think the final score was 20 to 5. We felt a little bad however because their oldest kid was 12 and they had a bunch of 5 year olds and our oldest was 16 and our youngest was my brother who is almost 10. So maybe not the fairest game ever but who cares? After that we decided to play a little basketball, me and christina vs. alex and jack. Only I jambed my finger half way through the game so we had to stop. That whole part was fun but the rest of the day was prety boring except for playing in the pool at night. That ws alot of fun.

Today we finished the drive home. It was very uneventuful so I wont go into detail and bore your little minds.

Wedding

This morning I flew to Marquette with my uncle Van. On the drive to the hotel I saw a couple of funny things

1. the Bingo store- a store where they sold things for bingo
2. they spelled quick food mart-quik food mart
3. a sign that said we practice age discrimintaion

Marquette is a special place. In about an hour I will be going to my first wedding ever. Excitment is in the air.

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So the wedding its self was ok but the party was loads of fun. So basically for like 3 hours we did absolutly nothing except eat and sit at our table. But then th dancing began and I danced for almost five hours straight. The whole time I was dancing this guy was checking me out. Finally at the end of the party he came and started dancing with me and my cousin Michael. Then we started talking (by the way he was reallllllly cute) and he was like my name is ryan and i was like my name is jenny. Then he asked me what side is was on and I said the brides, and that she was my cousin. Then he made a funny face and was like we're cousins. Yes that is right, cute boy who was totally checking me out all night is my cousin, but he is tecnically not really related to me cause he is a ranta and in a belanger so yea. On a less happy note my cousin Katie who is adorable was seriously pissing me off. Reasons why:

1. she insisted on playing hide n' seek but only ever hid in the curtains
2. she pulled down the front of my dress
3. she lifted up the back of my dress multiple times
4. she tried to pull my nails off and it hurt like hell

So my little cousin was a demon child.

THE END

Xander

Jenny and Haley: Here is Kevins cheer for us- Haley and Jenny are our girls they look so cute with their curls!

Jenny: Now you make up a cheer

Xander: Haley and Jenny are our girls they look so cute with their... straight hair!
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So the final show of L'il Abner was today and it was pretty good. Tomorrow I have to get up really early cause im flying to Marquette for my cousins wedding. But im so tired I don't really want to go. Yea thats it.

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So if I have not mentioned this before Xander is my BEST friend ever! He so funny! So here are some other quotes that I have:

Jenny: you know what we should do?
Haley: throw rocks at Kit


Max: do you even know what my middle name is?
Xander: hoe-bag


Haley (to kit): you should prentend to shoot the audience
Jenny: do what?
Haley: shoot the audience
(you just HAD to be their for that one)

L'il Abner

Today is the opening day of L'il Abner and everyone should come see it today or tomorrow. It starts at 8. So come fools.

Science- we are building our projects and its pretty boring I just can't wait to wire it.

French- I actually think I have an A- which is really exciting. Also yesterday we talked about prostitution in class and I just think thats fantastic. I think I should fail french this year so I can stay in Madame Novaks class.

Wow now im really bored. Im going to post later after the show and tel everyone bout it.

HAPPY DAY

I GOT A NEW COMPY!!!!!!!!

ITS A MACBOOK AND ITS WHITE AND I LUVS IT!!!!!!!!


HAPPINESS!!!

So today is the best day ever. So french and civics tests im so sure I aced and then got new compy so i am happy!

Paris

I think it's facinating all the things I just learned about Paris Hilton. I also think its sad that they even have a show were for two hours all they did was talk about Paris Hilton.

Today nothing really happend. Im in lacross now, next weeks the musical, can't wait till highschool, yea thats it.

Ba Dance Ba Dance

Dance last night was totally the best one ever not to mention is was my last middle school dance *tear tear*. Anyways so when me and viggy got there it was like really boring but it got better. And by the end we were dance with Kevin and Matt and it was soooo much fun! Oh but Marsha yelling at Viggy, Alex, and Maya was not cool. And then I was dancing and Nolan and Alex both started to grind on me but Marsha was right behind us and I didn't know so yea. Oh and Max was walking toward me and he called out my name to ask me to dance and then I ran away. So Meghna had to dance with him. OOOPs. But I had to dance with him later cause I didn't run away fast enough. I danced with Max, Josh, Jordyn, Xander, Derik, some random 6th grader, Matt, Cris, COLIN!, and I tangoed with Kyle. So much fun. And it was really cute cause Gracie was like Colin to you pinky promise to dance with Jenny at the next slow song and then on the next slow song he wouldn't dance with anyone else until he dance with me :)

So yes the last middle school dance = so much fun!

Freda

Today was seriously the best day ever in Civics. Seriously. So first we got new seats which is always fun except I actually loved where I was sitting because of a certain Taco. Now I am in the back of the room so I can't see the board and I'm next to Nolan. Only three other people really understand why it is no fun sitting next to him right now, and that's all I will say.

So what made it the best part of the day is Miss Rochie came in and distracted Mr. Jones into talking about some Beatles thing which OF COURSE led to a discussion about this girl he dated that he broke up with because she didn't know who the Beatles were and because she joined the peace corps. The two incidents have nothing to do with one another but they were the kindling under the pot. And then he talked about the lady who he sent a billion chocolates too who he really creeped out. Both of who are named Freda, which is a strange coincident. That is why Civics was utterly fantastic.

Also during science I was talking with Colin and then later in civics with Nolan about how we really wanted to have french because it was thundering and a certain someone, who cried at Howell because of thunder, is in our french class. It's a strange feeling wanting french class.

Cupcakes

This weekend was super fun. It was a three day weekend which was FAN-FUCKING-TASTIC!

Friday- i did absolutly nothing after play practice except for sit around watching all of my t-voed shows and eating really yummy chocholate peanut butter cookies

Saturday- I got up and went to Mcihaels to get stuff for my french house which is always fun. Then basically the rest of the day i made my french house. Surprising enough it was sooooo much fun!

Sunday- I got up and me and jen started to have a cupcake-off. Yes you read correctly, a cupcake-off. We started at 12 and we worked straight till 5:30. The sad thing is we each only did four cupcakes. I know what your thinking "It took five hourse for four cupcakes?!?!?!?!". And yes it really did because these were no ordinary cupcakes they were doll cupcakes. As in cupcakes with the tops of dolls and frostine dresses. They were VERY fancy. After the cupcakes I put the furniture into my franch house and the sahar and viggy and maya got here!!!!! SO Viggy brought ALOT of hubba bubba bubble gum and we decided to see how many pieces we could fit into our mouthes. Viggy got three, Sahar got five, and I got ten. THen we ate and danced and it was super fun!

Monday- We ate breakfast at Zolas and then Maya Sahar and Viggy left and I went to then mall with my dad to get a mothersday present for jen and my mom. Then I watched the last two episode of Sapranos and now I am going to go finish my Mockingbird reading

Paint Lady/ OZ

One time when I was like nine for my grandparents 50th Aniversity we decided to paint the rock. Painting the rock is a time honored tradition upheld by frat houses and the gereal community of annarborites, so as you can tell I was very excited. So we went and got all of my Aunts and Uncles together to paint (I have 18 aunt and uncles and 18 cousins 36 total) so there were lots of jobs an nine year old could do. So I decided to paint the sidewalk. It was very fun really. I started of with my name and then some flowers, but of course some of my cousins noticed and joined in. Soon my master piece had been turned into nothing more than a sidewalk painted an icky brown. I was feeling pretty down until a very stupid woman walked by right through our beautiful painting and got it all over her shoes. She yelled at us like it was our fault that she stupidly walked on the sidewalk art. I did not know it at the time but I true bitch was standing before me. I don't remember what happened to that lady, maybe she got hit by a bus, or maybe not. I guess we will never know.


YAY DRAMATICNESS!!!!!!!!

I just got back from the PiHi Wizard of OZ with Katherine and it was really good! McHottie (also know as Jack Falahee the older brother of a boy who I went to school with since kindergarten) aka the tin man was really good and so was the wicked witch. Dorthey bothered me.

Font and Colors

Okay right Now I Feel stupid because Just found out how to change the color and font for the bloggie. So today I went to a movie with Jimmy, Abby, Katherine, and Meghna. We saw the invisible and it was a terrible movie but it was so much fun! My post is starting to hurt my eyes so im going to continue later.

Go-Gurt

One time when I was in the third grade I was eating my lunch peacfully when suddenly next to me there was an EXPLOSION! Emily Swastek's gogurt had exploded all over her. I admit it was very funny and I did enjoy Dominic Leoni calling her go-gurt face. Until the next day at lunch. I had a blue go-gurt for lunch *gasp* and I was stupidly twisting the go-gurt tube, when... it exploded, all over me infact. Then I was known as go-gurt hair by Dominic Leoni, and unfortunantly I could no longer laugh at Emily Swastek and her go-gurt face for I had joined the elite group of go-gurt people. That was a sad sad day and looking back I now realize it was the sole contributor to my fear of go-gurt. If you haven't already figured this out the moral of this woeful tale is not "Don't make fun of people" but "Stay away from go-gurt unless you want to join the elite group of go-gurt people (a plus is always of course the member t-shirts and the support group that meets every Monday)".

THE END

couscous/confirmation/fun/hottness

So yesterday was my confirmation and viggy and maya went! yay them! and it was very long and my party was boring and super long. but oh well. then i went to go to bed after sapranos and desperate housewives and my room was 90 degrees so i had to open all the windows and was like toasting like a piece of bread in a toaster.

Today was the couscous dindin and i talked to jeffrey and meghna and it was fun. and jeffrey gave me some of his pita cause i gave him a cookie. it was yummy! Oh but earlier today I had play practice and it was really annoying cause jordyn didn't come so i filled in for him and learned his dance only i was wearing a skirt so i had to wear mrs.wards pants. then at the end of practice i was going back to the theatre to give her her pants back and mrs.ward and mr.early were talking about me and they were like i think everyone should b more like jenny because she is always early and knows whats going on and super fantasic, and hott, and has the best voice. Okay I made the last part up but they really did say they wanted everyone to be like me! It made me feel all warm and fuzzy inside! But its a message to anyone else who is in the musical who is reading this.

ok i am done!

My Deformed Dog

I am not very good at posting on my bloggie. But here is goes anyways:

My dog Duke is deformed. They said it's cause his food is too healthy so his bones r growing to fast and at odd angles. So we r now feeding him crappy dog food and that is somehow going to make him better. So yea.

I HATE FRISBEE

So today in gym we were playing altamet frisbee and i am frisbee challeged so whenever i went to catch it i would end up smaking it out of the air. But the last time I was trying to catch it I was like "I am definantly going to catch this frisbee" but as it sailed toward me matt called out "don't worry Jenny I'm on my way!" And it distracted me so the frisbee hit me in the face! and then abby was like "Your eye is bleeding!!!" so i was like screaming and then she was like "Just kidding" so then i like flipped her off. It was all good.

Bald frog with a wig thats actually a tupac

This was my random question but my answer was to long so I'm putting it here insted. The question was: Tell a story about the bald frog with the wig.

Okay. Once there was a bald frog with a wig. Actually it was a tupac but who knows the difference? So anyways this bald from decided he didn't want to be bald anymore so he hopped down the street to his friend the very hairy snails house and aksed "very ahiry sail may I have some of your hair?" of course the veru hairy snail said "no because if I gave you some of my hair I wouldn't be very hairy anymore!" so the bald frog hopped down the road to his bestest friend the shiney turtles house to cry is eyes out. "oh shiney turtle I know you can understand my troubles! I mean you don't have hair eaither." but then he looked up and the shiney turtle had hair! "where did you get that lusterous head of hair?" the bald frog asked his bestest friend. "The wig store, but it's a tupac fyi." the shiney turtle replied. So the bald frog hopped down to the wig store and bought himself a tupac and that how he became the bald from with a wig that is actually a tupac!

Spring Break

So on Friday night Viggy and I had an amazing fight on Patricks blog. You should go see because it got pretty brutal. Anyways then yesterday we went shopping at 12 oaks and today is my last CCD class and the last day of Spring Break. Yea so thats always exciting and I can't wait to see everyone but I really don't want to have homework again but oh well. Gosh I feel like I need to say somthing meaningful but I'm boring and not very good at these things so till tomorrow.

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This is my Spring Break is Almost over song:

Spring Breeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaak is Almost over,
We are saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad like a polar bear,
but are happy to seeeeeeee each otheeeeer again.

To the tune of Yankee Doodle!

I know I should be a composer.

DIS-PEAR-IA

so today i got a mani and a pedi which was fantastic and then i went to see diturbia with viggy, maya, denise, rachael, and alex! It was a really creepy odd movie but it was really fun cause i sat next to alex and he was scared. he will never admit it but he almost cried and was like biteing his hand in fear. it was hilarious. then after the movie we were in the lobby and he was buying dippin dots and he couldn't get any of his dollar bills in and wouldn't go get the change from the lady so i had to get them for him. so special ed that boy. oh well. now im at viggys and tomorrow we r going to go shopping!

Jet Lag Sucks Ass

I just felt the need to tell everyone that jetlag is a bitch. i stayed up for 24 hours and i couldn't even sleep in cause in Italy it's 1 in the afternoon so bollucks. going to italy i had to stay up for like 32 hourse though cause i cant sleep on planes. so it was way worse. i just thought i would share my woes.

Italy

I havent posted in forever cause my computer is broken but im posting now.

So I am back from Italy and it was super fun! We saw lots of churches, the vadican, the coloseum, juliets balcony, but besides that we didn't do anything but shop and eat! It was really funny cause we were wearing red nail polish and the one day i wore my short jean skirt and my mom wore shorts and people were looking at us funny and we couldn't figure out why. and then we found out that in Italy women don't wear nail polish besides in the summer and don't wear shorts/ short skirts before easter and if they do they are considered whores! Also we were on the train and we were playing Scopa which is an italien card game (for gambling) and i asked to woman sitting next to us if she wanted to play and in italien she said "no i don't play with mafia cards" so she thought we were in the mafia! it was very strange but hilarious!

Ho

So the meetig was really boring but dinner was fun. After we ate me and meghna walked around the school and we sat in every forum. And then we ran around the school. Now thats some real intertainment. Oh and maya viggy and me are ho's for life.

PICKLE SONG

Post number six:

Once upon a day in Jenny Pampreens life an exciting thing happend...

Today I made up a song with Haley it goes like this:]
I wish I was a pickle
cause if I was a pickle
then I could be a cucumber

I wish I was a cucumber
cause if I was a cucumber
then I could be a melon

I wish I was a melon
cause if I was a melon
Then I could be a...


I know it's fantastic!
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I have decided to put a Jack Handy quote cause thats what Haley has been talking about all day long.

“My young son asked me what happens after we die. I told him we get buried under a bunch of dirt and worms eat our bodies. I guess I should have told him the truth - that most of us go to Hell and burn eternally - but I didn't want to upset him.”
~Jack Handy

FANTASTIC!
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hi my name is eric
Eric wrote that FYI

So today was really busy. After school was over I had the volleyball award ceremony. I got Spikin Devil cause I'm such a Devil :) And then I had play practice. Later we have that retarded parent student meeting but I'm going to post later on how it went. Thats how exciting my day was but not really.

Beauty School Drop Out

Wow I think this is the most dedicated I have ever been to a blog/diary thingy. Thats pretty cool.

So the Rubegoldberg machine things in Science: Me, Sahar, and Patrick are in a group and we are growing a pet. I know how cool are we. So anyways our project is really bad and we just figured out today how we are going to make it work. It's pretty cool, but you will all just have to wait and see for yourselves.

French: Most least favorite subject and I totally don't know what I'm doing. Today we had a test and I think I did okay but not really. I messed up on alot of but oh well. We also are presenting our towns tomorrow and my town kicks butt. So the coolest name ever for a street: rue de chats colere. That means angry cat street. I know so cool.

Advisory: Meghna brought chips and salsa!! THANK YOU MEGHNA!!!!

Civics: We are watching this really boring movie and I pretty much just sit there counting the things I would rather be doing:
1. eating an undercoooked rat burger
2. painting my face green and jumping around in a giant shrek suit
3. biting off my hands
ect...
Also if anyone finds my Civics book PLEASE give it back to me!!!!

English: We have finally finished the most boring book, besides Fahreinheit 451, The Sunflower. I hated that book but making our own was pretty fun. Anyways now we are writing memoirs which is boring. I hate literary devices and I'm bad at finding them.

Math: So yesterday when I was going to pack my backpack both my Civics and Math books were gone. But my math book had my finished homework in it so I had to redo it at lunch. But then after school Sara found it in her cubby. So all is good there.

Drama: In drama me and Katherine are doing a skit together, it's pretty intertaining.

Gym: I normally like gym but not the testing one with Steve it's so boring and it's repetative.


I have found it; I have discovered the cause of all the misfortunes which befell him. A public school, Joseph, was the cause of all the calamities which he afterwards suffered. Public schools are the nurseries of all vice and immorality.
~Henry Fielding (1707-1754) English novelist and dramatist.

Isn't it a good thing that we DON'T go to public school?


NOTICE: Please excuse all spelling mistakes cause I can't spell

Holy Crap it's Marilyn Monroe

Okay this is sad so for like my whole life I knew that I wanted to be an engineer but then like 6 months ago my grandpa was explaining how a turbine engine works and it was so boring so I was like there is no way I can go to school for four years and listen to an old guy being boring. So then I was like I will be a surgeon. Because I think if I had to go to college for 8 years I better be doing somthing pretty damn exciting. But then I was like I really don't want to go to school for an extra 4 years and I don't want to be so busy all the time being a doctor. So then I decided I was going to get a buisness degree so I can do whatever the hell I want to. But IDK! I'm so undecided and it bugs me.

I don't know who invented high heels, but all women owe him a lot.
~Marilyn Monroe

Do Wa Ditty

Tomorrow we go back to school and I guess im happy too see everyone but I don't want to do homework again. Only three weeks till DC! I'm so excited! After DC I go to Italy for 1 1/2 which is very exciting. I don't really have anything else to say.

Oh I know here is a quote:

I asked the girl if she could bring a sister for me. She did. Sister Maria Teresa. It was a very slow evening. We discussed the New Testament. We agreed that He was very well adjusted for an only child.
~Woody Allen

To Go Back or Not to Go Back That Tis the Question

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.
~Oscar Wilde

So there are only two days left of break and I think thats okay. I sort of want to go back to school. I know I know. Thats CRAZY! But I like seeing everyone and having my usual scedual. I would definantly love to leave the homework behind how ever.

Well I got a Blog Spot

So I got one of these blog spot things. Interesting. I wanted to see what was so fantastic and new that everyone would abandon their xangas. So here I am on this new blog website. Howdy.